Lady offers breast as alternative to PlayStation 5

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Since the day Aduke's tweet gained traction, many Nigerian men have bashed ladies for being unable to adequately care for them.

Two days ago, @_AdukeAde announced she was getting her boyfriend a Sony Playstation 5. She also added that she opened a cowrywise savings to meet up with the target in November.

Alternatively, she could divert the money into her bag and shoe collection.

Apparently, she does not have a man. And this was a lowkey advert.

Opened a cowrywise savings for this yesterday.
So I’m either buying this for my man in November in Sha Allah or I’m adding to my bag and shoe collection.

The decision is yours wherever you are bro. You coming or not???????????? https://t.co/rzilwRVc2M
— Item7????: The Sucre Mamacita???? (@_AdukeAde) January 15, 2020

Nigerian men were so over the thread, they began to tag their significant others.

You see your mate @mzz_davina
— oluwatobby (@noneliketobi) January 15, 2020

Someone finally took up the role

Whhhaaatttt!!!!!????????????????
— Item7????: The Sucre Mamacita???? (@_AdukeAde) January 15, 2020

The jealous ones were there too.

Aye, yo man lucky asf... Oh he beta be loyal fr bc it’s only limited editions of y’all outchea dis days?????
— maleek (@maleek93640157) January 15, 2020

U didn't mention this wen I gave u breakfast in bed this morning pic.twitter.com/ma2vPdUpdl
— Thee Nash (@TNashir) January 15, 2020

Until a few hours later...

@TheJxnnifvr blew our minds with her rejoinder. MyNigeria strongly believes it was a rejoinder.

Jeniffer said her breasts were better than any Play Station console in the world.

At least that was what she implied when she tweeted: "PS5 ko, play with my Breasts instead."

PS5 ko, play with my Breasts instead.
— Wetin dey happen sef??? (@TheJxnnifvr) January 15, 2020

Trust us, Twitter was never the same afterwards.

Guys came, slowly

Your bress doesn't have R2????
— God's Bestfriend (@Heis_lawrence) January 15, 2020

I doubt your breast can give me 4k resolution at 60fps.....
— Isaac (@olutayor_) January 16, 2020

If pad spoil we can replace it, but if your breast fall, can we get a new one at wuse market?
— TTM (@Ghenedinho) January 16, 2020

Tony begged Jenniffer to reconsider.

He said, "Aunty abeg reconsider your option,if boys handle your breast the way them dey handle Ps5 pad ehn...{make I no voice too much}"

Aunty abeg reconsider your option,if boys handle your breast the way them dey handle Ps5 pad ehn...{make I no voice too much}
— tony igbeji (@AnthonyIgbeji) January 15, 2020

Savages could not be ruled out