Opinions of Friday, 6 March 2020
Columnist: www.mynigeria.com
What I initially had in mind today was to ask you how many times you have washed your hands in a day just because of the fears of coronavirus. Because e be things mehn. Like I have become a handwasher by default. Every second I think of corona, I wash my hands.
But I can't count how many times I touch my mouth and nose and eyes in a day. If there is an outbreak in Berger or Ikeja, I must have caught on this virus. I have to hug guys and grab a gala on the way. Fear prevents me from picking the crumbs on the floor but if the last piece falls on my desk, I go pick am. And straight my hands will go to my eyes or clean the smirk of sweat on my nose.
It's not about glasses- I have been failing at every singular health advisory. What's worse? Nobody actually cares in Lagos. People give bear hugs and still sneeze in those hands after.
That's not the point of this article. Yes, it was meant to address my coronavirus concerns and failings until I stumbled on this thread by Oloni on Twitter. If you don't know the egghead of the Laid Bare Podcast, you may have come across her thread on work husbands and work wife.
This thread is so juicy...lol
— ???????????????? | ???????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ???? (@The_NotSoAvg) March 6, 2020
I don't have a work husband, but I do have a play thing and I call him my "Work Slut" ???? affectionately ???? https://t.co/VJ7Ou2CB8R
???????? men crying about threads like those is the most hilarious part tbh
— Dami (@Dameydare) March 6, 2020
Stuff that men have been doing for centuries, it’s so funny to see so many of you now pained because women are doing it too ???? cry more tears, Oloni isn’t going anywhere
I love when my followers are chirpy about getting involved. pic.twitter.com/87PjlgBpTe
— . (@Oloni) March 4, 2020
WOW. This “Work Husband” thread confessions are unreal.
— LUKE OLIViÉR (@IamLukeOlivier) March 6, 2020
Cray part is, most of the actual husbands will NEVER know. ??????????? https://t.co/xtbqeP71in
I feel bad for the niggas with these chicks. My mom always told me the best cheaters are women! https://t.co/h9DIfsgSEw
— ????????-???????? (@Shawn975Parham) March 6, 2020