Controversial street-hop artiste Portable has reacted to the now-viral clash between social media critic VeryDarkMan and comedian Mr Jollof, offering his signature unfiltered take on the incident.
The two men trended heavily after a heated altercation broke out between them aboard a United Nigeria Airlines flight, forcing airline officials to remove both passengers for violating safety and conduct regulations.
Weighing in on the drama, Portable mocked Mr Jollof for allegedly struggling to defend himself and resorting to biting during the scuffle.
He also mocked VeryDarkMan, claiming the activist failed to take advantage of his size and delivered what he described as weak punches.
Portable went on to recall claims that he was once offered ₦100 million to physically confront VeryDarkMan — an offer he said he turned down because the amount was “too small.”
In his words: “I see where VeryDarkMan dey jollof Mr Jollof. You see your enemy for ground you no fight am; you see am when e dey board, you no fight am — why you dey fight am inside plane?
E come use blow dey jollof Mr Jollof. But Mr Jollof energy cover your body. Your body just big for nothing. See VeryDarkMan wey dem wan give ₦100 million make e fight me.”
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“I hear say Mr Jollof turn Verydarkman body to chicken dey chop am, see someone they want to give 100 million to f!ght me, your body is just big for nothing, you even sabi throw blow.” — Portable shades VDM😭💔 pic.twitter.com/jelD3mYeK9
— Oyindamola🙄 (@dammiedammie35) November 17, 2025









